I am F***ed, bail me out of jail anyone?

I'm really retarded sometimes.

I don't use my brain because I'm too lazy. 

I had a court date awhile back and guess what..? it was for something so stupid, I didn't have the right insurance card with me so I had to go to court!! I didn't even think it was that big of a deal and I didn't go take care of it. I mean, the gov. doesn't tell me anything regarding it. I know it's my responsibility to show up but they don't even tell you what you're suppose to do. 

I don't even know how the system works or if I have to pay money. 

Apparently the retarded person that I am didn't end up going to court. I just thought.. whatever, it's not that big of a deal I'll just reschedule.

Well.. IT IS A VERY BIG BIG DEAL IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO COURT FOR A STUPID INSURANCE CARD.

I just got a yellow letter in the mail stating that if I don't pay for bail my license will be suspended. &&&&& they are not clear whatsoever on anything. SO YOU THINK I HAVE $1500 laying around for bail? & they want you to pay this within 10 days. I started freaking out and I called the number it asked me to call and it was a machine. I finally got around to the operator and the machine says,

"Our office is currently open BUT there are many people on the line, please try your call again later." wtf??? and then it said to call back on TUESDAYS OR FRIDAYS. 

I don't even know what I'm suppose to do, I don't want to tell my family yet until I'm positive about everything. I'm so dumb, I should have went but I don't think the system is right. 

P/S THEY GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE WRONG.

Does that mean it has nothing to do with me? but being a good American citizen I'm going to correct that stupid sheriff's mistake. I mean, I think right now another person with that DL number is effed because it's on their record.. not mine.

P/P/S It's my fault though but still... I know it's my fault and I want to fix the problem so why don't the answer the phone. 

P/P/P/S plus they use really big words and I don't even know what that means, I didn't even know what an arraignment meant. I had to go check the dictionary.